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Apr
06
Posted by K

I am not a jackass.

So, I made a trip to Schnucks today to pick up some allergy medicine because all of this fabulous fresh air makes me sneeze. When I left, I drove through the Pages For All Ages parking lot. As I began to slow down for the stop sign at the crosswalk, I noticed an older gentleman using one of those walkers with wheels making his way to the entrance. By the time I reached a complete stop, he had shuffled about halfway through. It was at that very moment that someone nearby honked their horn, which caused the older gentleman to halt his progress and look up at me as if to say, “Are you kidding me?” Meanwhile, the people in the van on the other side of the crosswalk looked at me with total disgust for being so rude. I tried to make a variety of hand motions while mouthing, “That wasn’t me! It wasn’t me! Not my horn!” However, I don’t think anyone understood and I felt like a total jackass even though I hadn’t done anything except try to get some sinus and allergy relief for the day.

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  1. J to the P Said,

    Just a random bit of trivia. A walker is called a Zimmer Frame in the UK.

    Dont ask me why.

    JP

  2. K Said,

    Doesn’t Zimmer mean room auf Deutsch?

  3. Whitey Said,

    Yes, it does.

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